Coffee Enema and Constipation

As a coffee lover, I thought coffee enema was a waste of these godly beans.

"Why squirt coffee into the butt when it is already very laxative for me by just drinking it?" After my morning coffee, I usually end up with an equally delicious BM.

"But again, does this business of drinking coffee with the butt treats constipation?" I was recalling the enema bag in my friend's bathroom which she filled with coffee.

Dr. Max Gerson would have said to me:

" It can relieve constipation, my dear. However, it is not given for the function of the intestines but for the stimulation of the liver." - you imagine the German accent :-)

My good Dr. Gerson, how come the outcome of drinking coffee through the mouth is so different from drinking coffee through the butt? All my little brain can discern is it reaches the inside of my body albeit from different ends.

Your American colleagues don't like the idea of you teaching patients to fill the enema with coffee on a regular basis. They say frequent use injures the anus ( ouch a delicately painful spot lol ) encourages constipation, serious infections, dehydration, colitis, electrolyte imbalance and even deaths. They see to that you cannot practise in America, so you have an office in California but the clinic, in Mexico.

You also have a lot of fans especially cancer patients who claim your black brew enema combined with diet of fruit juices and vitamin injections helped them overcome cancer. Even Prince Charles endorses your idea. Hey if a rich prince who has tasted only the best in life thinks you are good. I'd better learn more about drinking coffee with my butt, ha ha ha.

D.I.Y. Basic coffee enema instructions :

• 3 tablespoons of regular grind coffee.
• Boil coffee in a quart of distilled water for 3 minutes
• Cover and simmer for ten minutes
• Cool to body temperature ( very important otherwise you burn your rectum )
• Filter the coffee
• Administer the coffee using a short tip into the colon
• While you colon is drinking coffee, lie on your right side
• Hold for 12-15 minutes
• Release

Among the benefits proponents believe as coffee is absorbed quickly than saline through the thin tissue surrounding the anus and make its way to the liver:

• Coffee contains the chemicals theophylline and theobromine which dilate blood vessels and counter inflammation of the gut.
• Coffee contains palmitic acid which enhances the enzyme system to remove toxic free radicals from the serum
• In other words, components in the coffee can make the liver and gall bladder speed up detoxification process.
• The enema fluid stimulates peristalsis which pushes the diluted toxic bile out of the body
• Cancer patients under the Gerson's therapy are said to be able to dispense without pain-killers once they are on the enema.

A addict lover of coffee like me would prefer caffeine to morphine to put me off cancer pain. My personal opinion is, if I were that desperate for an enema one day, I would most likely choose coffee enema because I might end up killing more than two birds with one stone.

People who had tried it commented on the calming effect and they do not need their usual daily quota of coffee. However, your stomach may gurgle for the rest of the day and your flatulence smells coffee.

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